"that's his lungs you donut!"

name your penis with a movie title

friend 1: deep impact
me: inception
friend 2: up
friend 3: hardwood
friend 1: 40-year-old virgin
me: ...that one is a tragedy
friend 2: no, a tragedy would be
friend 2: too fast too furious
me: omg
friend 1: how about a happy one: South Park: bigger larger and uncut
friend 2: lol. I know another one: the dark knight
friend 3: don't you mean... the dark knight rises
me: omg lol
friend 1: I know! I know one sick one
friend 2: whut
friend 3:
me:
friend 1: ...how to train your dragon
 




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