primary weapon: my pillow secondary weapon: my fluffy pencil case only surviving friend:  yeah, I’m royally fucked.

primary weapon: my pillow

secondary weapon: my fluffy pencil case

only surviving friend: 

yeah, I’m royally fucked.

Source: innercityhysterics
9 months ago on Sep 14 - 10,634 notes
# if only I didn't watch ted# my only surviving friend would be the expendables# which means CHUCK NORRIS BITCHES# oh well
  1. eatingtheclouds reblogged this from imjusttoosaucy and added:
    A spoon, scissors, and the Golden Girls
  2. imjusttoosaucy reblogged this from niadblue and added:
    my phone, a vase, and Scott McCall
  3. tremblingharmonies reblogged this from snowprincess-kittykolorz and added:
    Wrench, cell phone, and Sam or Dean Winchester! Fuck yeah, looks like I’m going to live!
  4. nymeriarahl reblogged this from snowprincess-kittykolorz and added:
    Primary: a pocket of Dvd my phone My surviving friend is Emma Swan
  5. snowprincess-kittykolorz reblogged this from the-kinetic and added:
    Primary: wooden chair headphones Dipper Pines not that bad
  6. isabelknight reblogged this from shitifindon and added:
    CERT go-bag, range bag, Gordon Ramsey. Bring it.
  7. quatrang reblogged this from outside-seoul and added:
    Left: A manuscript Mouse Elizabeth [Pride and Prejudice] Life will be good again [no, i am lying! My life is f**king...
  8. outside-seoul reblogged this from thezombiepages and added:
    stapler Hebrew textbook Cheating Seoul housewife Rats.
  9. dark-whimsy reblogged this from david-python and added:
    A ceramic horse and a hardcover book/the cat sleeping on it. But I get Ragnor from Vikings wrath of the norsemen as my...
  10. david-python reblogged this from mystic-sybil and added:
    lizardlicks: variablejabberwocky: stophelping: lovelylovelyruthie: bluelightseven: sophiahelix: carta: An office chair...
  11. mystic-sybil reblogged this from lizardlicks and added:
    fork, soda, the powerpuff girls.
  12. fiver26 reblogged this from devilishkurumi and added:
    a picture of Kato a bed and Dean Winchester (dude i have no idea who the main is on spn so lets go with dean) …..um i...
  13. iceyfishandmanatees reblogged this from devilishkurumi and added:
    My cell phone, a blanket, and Germany from Hetalia. Uhh, i might be okay? Maybe?
  14. risehan reblogged this from devilishkurumi and added:
    A cat, a stuffed boa constrictor, and Team Free Will. I did pretty good.
  15. devilishkurumi reblogged this from lizardlicks and added:
    a bottle of nail polish remover, a bottle of jack daniel’s honey whiskey and elementary’s sherlock holmes. :) i think I...
  16. smile-cheshire-cat reblogged this from lizardlicks and added:
    My weapons are a pair of slightly out of prescription glasses and a plushie sitting on a pile of pillows. The last show...
  17. makeitbetterwithfire reblogged this from lizardlicks and added:
    Twizzlers, an empty plastic cup and The Doctor. I’ll be just fine.
  18. tricksterdi-stri reblogged this from davecherylstrider and added:
    a bag of chips, a mirror, and the 11th doctor … i feel like that last part is cheating
  19. wittyusernamed reblogged this from lizardlicks and added:
    Either my fuzzy blanket or my backpack (they’re sorta tangled together), my cat, and Church/Tex from Red vs Blue. I’ll...
  20. kinecelefan reblogged this from enigmatichermit and added:
    A trigonometry DVD is my primary, a candle is my secondary, but Ben 10 makes up for those :3
  21. bentricked reblogged this from davecherylstrider and added:
    What is this “primary” and “secondary” you speak of? I have a black blooded death scythe my good sir, i have no need for...
  22. rainbow-calliope reblogged this from whimsicalobservant and added:
    A laptop with a broken screen, my flip-cover cell phone, and Joel Mchale (just Joel I was watching the Soup, lol)....
  23. enigmatichermit reblogged this from davecherylstrider
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  25. whimsicalobservant reblogged this from variablejabberwocky and added:
    Primary weapon is a ball of yarn with knitting needles and a started scarf attached. Secondary weapon is an almost empty...
  26. variablejabberwocky reblogged this from stophelping and added:
    Primary weapon is a set of nail clippers. Secondary weapon is a Kleenex box. Only surviving friend is Bilbo Baggins. We...
  27. j3d1mind reblogged this from cerebralzero
  28. blackjackkent reblogged this from hobbitenjolras and added:
    Primary weapon — computer systems textbook. Secondary weapon — sleepy cat. Only surviving friend — it’s been so long...
  29. hobbitenjolras reblogged this from twilightgirlkay and added:
    sheet music and a pair...tweezers. Also, Dean Winchester. So I probably get to live to see...
  30. twilightgirlkay reblogged this from marielovesgroban and added:
    1st my sonic screwdriver. 2nd my Corpse Bride framed poster. Friend that would be John Reese from Person of Interest who...
  31. marielovesgroban reblogged this from iheartjgro and added:
    An iPod and a bottle of water? Of course I’d also have Abby from NCIS and I saw one episode where she did taze a guy so...
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