name your penis with a movie title

  • friend 1: deep impact
  • me: inception
  • friend 2: up
  • friend 3: hardwood
  • friend 1: 40-year-old virgin
  • me: ...that one is a tragedy
  • friend 2: no, a tragedy would be
  • friend 2: too fast too furious
  • me: omg
  • friend 1: how about a happy one: South Park: bigger larger and uncut
  • friend 2: lol. I know another one: the dark knight
  • friend 3: don't you mean... the dark knight rises
  • me: omg lol
  • friend 1: I know! I know one sick one
  • friend 2: whut
  • friend 3:
  • me:
  • friend 1: ...how to train your dragon

what my friend told me during break today:

one day, an American, an African and a Chinese went for an interview.

the interviewer asked, “in your opinion, what’s the best food from other countries?”

the American said, “what’s ‘other countries’?”

the African said, “what’s ‘food’?”

the Chinese said, “what’s ‘in my opinion’?”