no, i'm not obsessed

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

#arthurrrrr #this is why they don’t let him build #it turns into hipster nonsense

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gaila:

TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 10)

Reblogging because I need more awesome on my dash and less sad.

nothing can beat his ass.

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savethewales:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

this is fucking perfection.

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hemsworthss:

The Avengers need good press: in which Xavier thinks that it’s a freaking good idea (but Logan doesn’t).

(via therewasneverjustone)

unlockaflockofwords:

barackfuckingobama:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

This troubled me a tiny bit too; like, Fury needs to get on the phone to the X Men and the Fantastic Four, ffs.

(via devildoll)

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol— the movie where William Brandt thinks that everyone is going to die.

(Source: sherlockscompanion, via fuckyeahghostprotocol)

thereisaheroinallofus:

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hellotailor:

melethril:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

lolll, that’s amazing. (although re: the cartoon — i always thought loki and thor just speak the Allspeak, which is why we can understand them no matter what?)

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sagebot:

…this is an actual song what

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