"that's his lungs you donut!"

I was at macs’ looking for free wifi and

I know this is a really old joke but I just can’t stop laughing at this

acklescollins:

The Trenchcoat

beeishappy:

TOM CRUISE: “A funny thing happened when we were shooting in Dubai. I can’t even describe the Renner Stretch. He’s got a copyright on the Renner Stretch. I laughed so hard when he did it for me. I said this has gotta go in this movie. I said you gotta show [director Brad] Bird. You gotta show Bird! It’s gotta go in right before this tunnel sequence we do. So it’s in the movie. I don’t think I could do the Renner Stretch justice, but he’s an actor who’s not afraid to do that and go there.” [x]

Thank you, Tom Cruise, for throwing the Renner Stretch in the final movie. I owe you one.

daiedalous:

whimsicalcircles:

the-ryuchan:

hairlikemerida:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS.

Guess Leo missed the boat on that one

If only he’d missed the other boat. 

I CAN’T

(Source: iamahugslut)

hatelyn:

god bless

(Source: textsfromtheimf)

how to pronounce “gif”

(Source: thebananular)

cosmo tip #185

iamhemsworthy:

foxglovesandaconite:

plaguemetoanend:

when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice

 #if you’re feeling especially kinky try doing it in bane’s

your orgasm must be more severe

(Source: mmercyy)

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

And now to conclude with Odin

It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

(Source: tomhiddlestonftw)

jeremyrennerid:

Jeremy Renner on Indonesian magazine “Femina”

if anyone’s interested, I can translate this. xD