"that's his lungs you donut!"

ihopericksantorum:

It’s such a good sight. Tweet www.ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com to #santorum #patriotvoices

I don’t usually meddle with politics, but this is too good to pass up guys. Let’s do this: tweet the ihopericksantorum blog with the hashtags #santorum and #PatriotVoices :)

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional

this is quite possibly the most creative entry I’ve ever seen.

minusmanhattan:

“You know, if I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon.”

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President Obama remarking in personal terms on the shooting and killing of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin by a neighborhood watch captain in Florida. Video and full article here.

I don’t get it. Why does America still need an election this year when the current president says meaningful things like this while the other candidates say stupid things like “tell the plants how dangerous CO2 is” and “I understand how the blacks feel because my family owned slaves last time”?

this got me laughing for five minutes straight.

(Source: ricksantorum-san)

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum pulls the wrong lever when trying to access Yzma’s secret lab.

officialssay:

“Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is.”

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-Rick Santorum urging voters in Mississippi to trust him and calling climate science bogus. 

I have never heard a more ignorant statement than this.

whenindoubt-blamecooke:

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum’s speeches get written by Charlie Kelly.

YES OH MY GOD.

“Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I am hot. What? Taxes. They’ll be lower, son.”

motherjones:

Context: Rick Santorum pledges to repeal 130,000 legally recognized same-sex marriages if elected president.